Squirrel Demotivational Poster
ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!
GROUND SQUIRREL -
A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!
SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul
MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja
G.I. JOE - cleansing the world of squirrles scense 1964
I HAVE HAD -
STOP - HAMMER-TIME
JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?
MY NAME IS DUG. - I have just met you, and I love you
STUPIDITY - It often comes in pairs.
EVIL SQUIRREL - He's right behind you!!!
CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact
SQUIRREL ! ! ! - No, Wait, My Bad..... CAT ! ! !
EXTREME CLOSE UP -
SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson
HEROES - This looks like a job for.... SUPER SQUIRREL!!!
YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I LOVE YOU! -
THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.
DEPRESSION - Who does it hurt? Everybody
CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel
NO, WAIT! - Not now lord! There's still some chicks I wanna hook up with!
A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To
SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side
HOSTAGE SITUATION -
OK OK OK CALM DOWN - This happened to my brother once in college How many did you take, and what color were they
TORTURE - The very definition.
TERRORISM - Their weaponry gets more advanced every day.
SQUIRREL ARMY - We are doomed
WE ARE SQUIRRELS - We have nuts, can you dig it ?
FIGARO - FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro FI..... GA....... ROOOOOOOO....
STRESS - No one is safe.
LITERAL MEANINGS -
MY LIFE - in a nutshell
MAN, THAT TASTES GOOD! - Just like a MOD, I need a Guinness or three, After dealing with NUTS all day!
HEARD ABOUT THE NEW SARGE? - He's apparently a real nutbuster
SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!
FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.
SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.
THE VOICES - Hey, I'm convinced ... Ten out of the nine voices in my head tell me that I'm perfectly sane!
FIGHTING SQUIRRELS - Why you don't mess with Godfrey's College
STOP! - In the name of love ... Before you break my heart ... Think it over, think it over ...
SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut
SHOW BUSINESS -
FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful.
SQUIRREL KNIGHT - He is not pleased.
ARMY SQUIRRELS - you know there are a few less dogs around
SELF ESTEEM -
Give Me A Hug! -
SQUIRRELY SWIRLY - Okay I apologize, I couldn't help it!
SQUIRREL SAYS - You don't have any nuts
AMERICA - Even our squirrels know where it's at
The Force -
Size Doesn't Matter -
HIBACHI DAYS -
WYNONA LOVED HER BIG BROWN BEAVER - And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine.
LIERS - You can't even trust Nature... Especially when you give Nature a camera and internet access.
WALKERS - must be gettin pretty desperate!
SQUIRREL DYSFUNCTIONAL - The squirrel malfunctioned. Call the US army!
GOOD STORY TELLIN -
BBQ SKWERL -
AQUA-NET... - You thought your hair was hard to tame.
MY GUESTS TODAY - are Jane and Bill from Sheboygan Let's give them a hand, and welcome to my show
yeah, we know.... -
New Neighbour -
Yoda Squirrel -
Flying Squirrel -
Arboreal cops -
S q u i r r e l s -
KUMAR; THE EARLY YEARS - Duude! I want falafels! Scratch that. I NEED falafels! Wait, what was I wan...CAMEL!! oh, and some funyons!
SQUIRREL!!! - A.D.D.-zilla strikes again.
SQUIRRELS - I knew they'd eventually get fed up with them running along the powerlines!
"OH JEEZ..." - Pete the pigeon was getting sick and tired of seeing the old "Stuck in a Box" routine.
UH-OH - I are not move!
MY GUESTS TODAY -
TRIPLE FAIL - The photo wasn't cool to begin with.
NUTS - Squirrels bust 'em
Winter is Coming -
My darling, -
backyard dilemma -
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